"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
The amount of time I spend imagining kissing you is embarrassing
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
You don’t ever have to grow up, princess.
You can be a baby girl forever.
Daddy likes it that way.