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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via morelikemarilyn)

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

(via hi)

magicul:

Getting the camera at the right angle when taking a selfie is one of the hardest things ever

(via dutchster)

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

(via gnarly)

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via hi)

myfalseparadigm:

If you decide to walk around in underwear and an open flannel you can see yourself straight into my bed.

(via dutchster)

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

(via so-personal)

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via dutchster)

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

(Source: evildead92, via pizza)

syosama:

when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

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(via gnarly)